The Jizzy buzz on Spermswap.com

So what's the jizzy buzz on Spermswap.com?? Well, for one thing you horny guys have the freakiest fetishes ever but if cum swapping is your thing, who am I to diss. I stumbled on this new site while cruising for fresh faces on the porn scene and I give it to the guys from Spermswap, your bitches are smokin'!!! But I digress. What I like about this site is that there's so much more than the passing of the jizz. But it is the main attraction, hence the title. This website is jampacked by jamfucking women, two sometimes three per video. You know what happens when there are two bitches on screen right? No, they don't start curling each other's hair!! Before the slam-bam-drink-my-cum expect some really good, hair-raisin', cock-risin' chick action. Gad! It's enough to make me cum, not that I'm a preemie okay. (And I'm not being defensive here, chick action does that to me. Then the slamming begins. This site is a sandwich central. Oprah if you're reading this, it's my greatest wish to join these girls in a sandwich session. (A guy could dream...hehehe) Plus, kama sutra has nothing on these people when it comes to sexual positions. The fuckathon CLIMAXES (pardon the pun) where a guy (you lucky dog you!) shoots his wad in a chick's mouth which she passes on to another girl. It's like that SUCK AND BLOW game you play when you were kids where you try to score a kiss from the girl beside you, except there's CUM instead of a card and everybody's naked but there's still a lot of sucking and blowing going on and more! If you're not familiar with cumswapping, the paysite makes it pretty clear. There's an image of a bunch of bitches on the paysite doing the deed, and NO that white, sticky thing ain't gum!

Let me give you the 411 on the site. The layout is pretty simple. The members only page is a scroll-down-scroll-up affair. That is, if you're a member. For crying out loud, just shell out the 29.95 USD and don't beat yourself up and your johnson with the free trailers. You don't want your balls to turn blue, do you? Topmost page is the information guide. Stop at the Navigation Legends. I love these buttons!! Give it a click, a little tap, some strokin', Is this how you like it baby?... Ahem! Excuse me, I'm sorry where were we? Oh yeah, the buttons. These buttons appear on almost all the pages. These are your personal pleasure guides. The yellow star indicates archive updates. If you want to be in the zone, the newest videos are stacked here. Every movie is dated from the most recent to the oldest posted so it's pretty easy to navigate. The movie reel button is duh! Click on this and you'll find yourself in the movie page. See the 'Help! How Does This Work?'. It makes your life and mine ('coz I won't bother explaining how the thing works!) easier. The green film button is the screenshots. It's another favorite feature of mine. If you want a little teaser from the movie, you know where you build the excitement a little higher (and your hard on a little harder), this is the button for you. This is where you'll see some (not all, just a little preview) still shots of the babes from the movie. On the other hand (is my cock, hahaha! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!), you'll find the super sexy spermswap sweethearts hamming it up in front of a camera when you click on the camera shots button. The gallery is also easy to manage. The names appear with the date of posting. They don't just show one of the girls from the movie, they all appear together in the gallery pics, a fact I know you guys would greatly appreciate. If you're a regular and have your fave bitches already (sorry guys, I get dibs on Alexa, Olivia and Afrodite), it won't be hard for you to find their latest movies. And if you're a good boy and keeps on scrolling down, you'll find a present especially just for you...BONUS MOVIES!!!! So don't rush off to jack off, check out the goodies first!

I admit that sperm swapping was not my thing, but it kinda grows on a guy. Hey, if you can't beat them, give your big cock a beating! But dudes, this site is slammin'! It's like an infomercial that keeps saying, “Wait, there's more!...' Because that's how I feel about this site, like there's always more to see. Plus, the winning feature is that it is so guy-friendly. I'm not saying we're dumb when it comes to site navigation but hey, when it comes to porn sites I don't wanna deal with it like it's rocket science. I just want to take care of my personal ROCKET! So with these last words I encourage you horny dudes out there to check out SpermSwap.com and BLAST OFF!!!

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