Laugh 'Til You Nut at PornJackAss.com

Get a load of this porn site! (Sheesh! Don't take me too literally, I didn't mean that you should get that type of LOAD...a little self-control please!) If you've heard of the Jack Ass show on MTV, then you'd know what this site is all about. No, it's not about a bunch of naked guys eating shit and putting small metal toys up their ass. Dude, be a little porn creative. It's not even about guys, period. This site features you're usual porn yummy bitches in the most unusual and weirdly funny situations.

Picture this. A beautiful babe is crammed in a box, sealed, then thrown in the pool. Then you get to watch her struggle out of the now sinking box. Of course, the bonus shot here is when the babe comes out of the pool dripping wet and laughing. A bit tame for your taste? How about a chick with a lit sparkler sticking out her pussy? Oh yeah baby, you light up my life! Into extreme sports? How about naked girls used as bowling bowls or as paint ball targets?

Laugh instead of wank? No, no, you don't even have to choose between the two. Because this is what this site is all about. For you to wank and laugh at the same time. Remember that this site is a Meat Members porn site which only means cum-drenching, deep-throating, ass-slamming, cock-riding, hardcore BONING! Plus you get to see the lighter side of the porn stars you jack off to all the time. They're not just two-dimensional characters whose sole purpose is to moan and groan on screen. Some of those moans and groans are fake you know. But in PornJackAss.com, you get to see them laugh at others and themselves. And it's way harder to fake a laugh so I bet my balls those sounds coming from their cock-sucking mouth are real. By the way, there are cock-sucking videos in this site that would BLOW you away. I've always been fond of the BJ sandwich but the Cock Roulette is my favorite. They got two sluts to suck and swill a guy alternately (or a the same time) and the winner of the game is the slut who get the nut on the face. If you're thinking that this site is way too wholesome for you watch the night vision sex videos first before you decide. Or just watch Cassandra (my favorite all time video in the bunch) get down and dirty with her stuffed bunny. They're both cute and cuddly and weirdly arousing. I never knew stuffed toys can be used as sex toys.

Sadly, the only thing that doesn't make me laugh about this site is the technical stuff. I've seen most of the sites from the Meat Members network and PornJackAss.com seemed to have been left out when they overhauled the network. The lay out and design doesn't do anything for me. I just don't get why the funniest site in the network has the most boring design. And the navigation is no laughing matter. You click on a model's pic to check out the photos and vids. Standard stuff. But this is also where the shitty part starts. Some of the photo links have different designs and navigation which I really don't dig. It's like they tried to improve some of the models' pages but forgot the others. If you're browsing for photos. you'd be clicking a lot on that back button on your PC 'cause they don't have a handy menu bar to navigate around the website or just to get back to the homepage. The number and quality of photos are inconsistent. The numbers I would understand. Some chicks just fuck longer than others but the quality??? They've got some decent hi-res stats but some of the photos were obviously taken by amateurs and have no porn value at all. Some of the screencaps are as expected blurry and fuzzy. (They better buy a better camera or get a better photographer!) I don't have any beef about the video quality and the downloading availability. I think they got that down to pat especially the night vision videos. But some of the models' videos have two parts only (or worse one part) while some have seven to eight part-videos. Kinda unfair dontcha think?

But to put that smile back on your face is the sweet deal MeatMember.com is offering. You get thirty plus sites for the price of one password ($29.95 a month). Sweet! This deal clinched it for me. The thirty other sites just made up for the technical problems of PornJackAss.com. But honestly, I'd still choose to be a member of PornJackAss.com despite the site problems. Mainly because it's a novelty of its kind. We've heard of weird and unusual sexual fetish and porn niches but to get a laugh trip while you nut, you'd only find that at PornJackAss!

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