A pervert's paradise? That'd be my room! With my collection of pornographic DVDs, stack of DIRTY MAGAZINES, and a fast broadband connection to the universe of SMUT out there on the net, what else would a wood-sportin' CUNT-OBSESSED whore hound need? Oh yeah, let's not forget the phone to call out for some PIZZA! And some lubricant by the bed...

I guess though we're talking about the kind of pervert that actually goes out into the world and GETS SOME? Okay, I'll buy that some horndogs are lucky enough to get to do that. Now in that world, paradise would obviously mean something other than the right massage oil to fist your monster with. Paradise in that case would mean a lot of gorgeous, trim, well-stacked honeys with a horrid case of incurable nymphomania. Yes, that sounds a LOT better than my room, I'll admit. And where can we find this nooky-filled never-never land? Why, on the net of course, at pervertparadise.com! Ohhhh...! Looks like it's back to MY ROOM then, for some ASTROGLIDE and one-handed pappy slappin'...

So, when I get comfy in my chair and go online to find this sexual shangri-la, what do I discover? Not a whole lot at first glance, lemme tell ya. I found a simple site design, done in powder blue and white, which I didn't really mind, but really, powder blue doesn't exactly inspire any feelings of an IMPENDING ERECTILE EVENT. Point in their favor though, concerning the site design is the navigation: everything is accessible right there on the home page. Just move that mouse on over to the Most Recent Updates or Update Archives section and click on the links on the thumbnail pics for hi-res photos, screencaps, or videos of the ecstasy-inducing action. Or check out the Top Rated Updates a bit to your right, and see which gallery's FUCKFESTS got the most votes from perverts like you.

And the galleries do have some heavenly FLESH SESSIONS to jack off to. You've even got some sizzling whorgies to check out with “Hypnotiq, Jackie & Jada” and “Samantha, Sarah & Sara”... The hot sex feasts here will have you creaming in no time, as three sizzling cumsluts take on three horny studs in a swing party where everything goes! And these are prime, GRADE-A CUMSLUTS we're talking about here, no dirty skanks so far! So what do I have to complain about while cruising along Pervert's Paradise? How about this – there're only nine girls there! Okay, more than nine, because of the threesomes and orgies. I guess I mean nine galleries then. WTF? Did I just spend $29.95 for 30 days of access to a day's worth of pud-pounding? Well, things could be worse, I could've spent $59.95 for the 90-day membership!

But then I discovered that things were actually better. Because of a little pop-up menu at the top of the page that lets you “Select a different Meat Members site to view”. Okay, so the anemic content just means that this is probably one of the newer sites in the entire meatmembers.com network. And if you know your porn, and that trash can of WADDED UP TISSUE PAPERS under your desk tells me you do, then you know that being a member of a network gives you full access to ALL MEMBER PORNSITES in that network. That means I got to check out and shoot my wad to some hot Asian poontang over at Banzai Sluts, or squirt off to some Creamed Cornholes or Cum Filled Mouths. Finally, something that makes this site worth my 30 bucks.

I guess you've got to give Pervert's Paradise some time if you want hardcore gratification from this one site. The update regularly, so you know their fine collection of hot, JISMIC galleries are going to grow. Whether you wait for those updated sessions or not, you'll still have access to hundreds of gigabytes of hardcore content anyway, so sign up! If you like the content here, then at least you'll have saved some precious time by heading straight for your favorite cumfests and fucksluts!

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