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Tired of just plain old CHICKS with DICKS? Then it's probably time for you to go for some Nuts on Sluts! Go bananas with these banana-sporting whores! Yeah, nutsonsluts.com is just for you, the man who wouldn't FUCK A GUY outright, but might go for one if he had nice cans. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant if SHE had nice cans. Sorry, miss. Don't hit me please, I bruise easily.

You won't find Boy George here, try Boy Jorge though, and you'll get lucky. This site's full of the hottest Latino (Latina?) T-girls that you can find! So the trannies here are strictly the Rio de Janeiro kind. Don't worry about accidentally running into a pic of your queer upstairs neighbor whom you secretly watch when he's leaving to work his tricks at night. If you want him, just go knock on his door, man! The “girls” here are all slightly choco-mocha flavored, no trannies-next-door or Asian ladyboys around. What's nice for me is, they're the type you can hardly tell apart from real, female whores. Yeah, you'd be fooled by most of these bean queens if you were just a little drunk and with 'em in a room, with low lights...

Not that I'm suddenly pitching for the other side! A BIRD in the hand is definitely still NOT worth two fingers in a BUSH, if you know what I mean.... But hell, there's a gallery here where a guy gets it on with a tranny and a girl, and I mistook one for the other. Until the tranny stripped off her THONG, of course. Well, the site isn't really my cup of jizz. But there are those out there who are really into this fetish, and for you guys, I'll continue with my review.

You get a lot of content here -- 91 galleries worth of high-resolution pictures, screencaps, and videos of these SCHLONG SISTAHS sucking and fucking and generally doing the things only shemales can! Could a he-stud display such nicely-formed breasts? Could a she-slut swing around a long, thick tube steak without having to stop to strap one on? No, only our friends the transsexuals can do those things. And those things are available here, though somewhat intermittently in hi-res mode. So some galleries don't have large, detailed closeups of cocks and balls and... more cock and balls. I can live with that. And if you think you can't, then just crank that shaft to the sizzling videos they have for every model. This is where the real MEAT of the site is, and they come in WMV and MPEG formats, for high and low speed connections. That's a pretty user-friendly piece of web design right there. And I guess so is having all the galleries available in the main page itself under the “Most Recent Updates” and “Update Archives” banners. So access all the ass-banging action now! The ride on this Hershey highway is $29.95 for a 30-day trip and $59.95 for a cash-saving 90-day porn vacation.

Now, I personally wouldn't spend a dime for pseudo-gay bun-splitting scenarios. But this site has got something that would be worth my wad (of cash) if I were into this fetish, but still wanted to go for something more hetero once in a while. And that's FULL ACCESS to the meatmembers.com network, of which this site is a part of. Whew! Meat Members membership lets you go to every single porn site in that network, and there are over thirty other sites there! That's tons of other galleries to go and fist the mister to. And there are more nasty fetishes here than you can shake a shit-covered stick at! If you're tired of chicks with dicks, you can try Asians with pussy. Or black cocks in white cunts. See the wonders of nature like the cum-squirting assholes or spunk-dribbling mouths! It's all there if ever you feel like you can't watch another frame of Luciana-Henrique and David inspect the manholes with the meat thermometer. Make that two meat thermometers. With those PAPAYAS, I kinda forgot.

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