HumanToiletbowls.com is one of the most unporn-like titles I've ever came across. I had second thoughts about checking out this site because I thought this was like those sites where the girls were made to swallow shit and drink pee while getting fucked. Thank god, this site wasn't like that (I know my porn limits!). But I admit, I do have something against the title and the tagline, “watch girls fuck and swallow like toilets” just sounds so unhygienic (and grammatically wrong....hehehe. Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Navigation-wise, I have to give them credit. They made it as simple and as easy as possible. But convenience ain't the only thing that keeps us viewers coming back for more. The hardcore sucking, titty fucking, ass slamming, swallowing, cum brushing actions may hold my attention for a couple of weeks (okay, maybe even longer) but not long enough to extend my membership for an indefinite period of time, no matter how religious they update weekly or how many the bonus sites and features they have.

There's just something wrong with the presentation of this site. First of all, if the members avail of the All Access pass (which is way more expensive than other porn sites I frequent), the least the network could do is show a little variety in their gallery. As much as I like seeing Alexis May appear frequenty, I would have wanted to see different photos of her in the other site galleries. It's great that they have exclusive claim on the content and models of the network, but they have got to break the monotony of their gallery...and NO, not by using topilet seats as a neck piece. I'm sorry but hussies, however boobalicous they are, with toilet seats around their necks just isn't sexy to me. Plus, the writing-on-the-forehead-thing is getting old, man. I noticed Desiree Perez has 'KKK' written in big, bold letters. If I were black, I would have taken offense, man (no matter the context the letters were written!). To think this site features a lot of black women, tsk, tsk.

I really don't know the point of the title. I know the makers were just thinking of a new way to give an old format (suck and swallow niche) a new twist by comparing the babes to a toilet but this is not it. Other than seeing the girls sitting on the toilet bowl and wearing the infamous toilet seat, there's just nothing new from this site. Although I admit some of the hardcore stuff made me stand up from my seat and other parts of me as well. But then again, hard-ons are a dime a dozen and my cock is very fickle when it comes to porn sites. And contrary to what others think, our brain do have some influence over the lower part of our body.

If giving a new twist means comparing women to things that suck or make sucking sounds then what would stop me from making a site of my own called, HumanVacuumCleaners.com, or HumanSinkDrainage.com or HumanWaterPump.com???? Nothing but my love for really really good porn sites...

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