If you know anyone who's ever fantasized about being a streetwalker, show them Ghetto Confessions (formerly known as Crack Whore Confessions ”why TheStall Network changed the name escapes me, because CWC sounds far more edgy) and see if they change their minds. This is reality porn at its most honest and most brutal and if the videos on this site don't prove that life on the streets is no joke, I don't know what will. The site boasts of content far more shocking than the trashy stories featured in Jerry Springer. In this website, Uncle Cracker picks up the most hardened street whores, asks them about their lives, and then receives his twenty dollar's worth of sexual services. For $29.95/month (recurring) or $99/4 months (non-recurring), prepare to get entertained and feel better about yourself and your life. Seriously, nothing boosts your self-esteem than watching a drugged-out whore narrate a life story far more pathetic than yours could ever be. Unless you're a drugged-out whore yourself.

THE GOOD

100% exclusive, unique, and downright crazy content. When I saw that this site was among the ones up for review, I made sure I got to handle this one because I knew I'd have a blast checking out the contents. Needless to say, I was very amused and fascinated by 70+ episodes
You can download the videos as full episodes or as clips for all you loser dial-up users out there. They come in .wmv files at a resolution of 720x480 and they've got no license restrictions. There's also a short promo video available for each episode.

15 other sites from TheStall Network are also included when you get a membership at Ghetto Confessions. If you've already got a membership at other Stall Network sites then yay, you can check this site out too. Don't you just love network access?

THE BAD

As with all of the sites in TheStall Network, there isn't any update log on the site itself nor are there any dates on the episodes. Ideally there should be a new crack whore every week but the absence of an update log makes it rather difficult to determine.

Most of the episodes don't come with screen captures. I don't know if you do the same thing, but I like looking through the screen caps while waiting for the episode to download, just to see what's in store for me. It bugged me that some of the episodes that captured my eye didn't have any screen caps on them.

The biggest drawback to Ghetto Confessions is that the girls-or should I say hags?--in the site are nowhere near attractive. I suppose they might have been hot shit at one time, and maybe beneath all that sallow skin is a really nice person, but we don't watch porn to find the inner beauty in the models now, do we? I have never seen so many cavernous vaginas, diseased-looking vulvas, deflated breasts, glassy eyes, and shitty tattoos all in one site. The fact that these women look so damn washed-up is what adds to Ghetto Confessions' amusement factor, but I'll assume that not everyone shares my sick sense of humor. I'll admit, even I had to turn away during the sex scenes because my stomach just couldn't handle all that fugliness. So I'll consider this as a bad thing.

CONCLUSION

Ghetto Confessions has to be one of the best novelty sites I've come across, simply because the content is downright insane. You know how people say that the girls in most reality sites are actually amateur stars who were hired and informed about what to do in the episode? I don't think that holds true in Ghetto's case. It'd take too much make-up and effort to make a young girl to look like a 70-year old dying of emphysema just for a porn video. Plus, the stories they told were so shocking, they just have to be true.

Ultimately, you don't get a membership at Ghetto Confessions to get your rocks off; if pornography aims to arouse someone, this site fails at that. After hearing about all these messy divorces, tales of incest, rape, violence, and crack addiction, can you still manage to get remotely turned on when the actual fucking starts? Unless that sort of thing is what gets your juices running (in which case you're probably a horrible human being but I'm here to judge the site, not you), I suppose the answer is no. Despite that, I highly recommend that you check this site out, if only because it's porn and a social commentary of sorts.

Yep, I'm definitely striking off crack whore from the list of Career Options I Want To Explore in the Next Ten Years.

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