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Happiness is a warm slut. But what makes a warm slut happy? I mean, other than being gangbanged. (She is a slut after all) How about a nice facial? No, I'm not talking about the one you get down at the skincare clinic. I'm talking 'bout the wet, sticky DRIZZLE of JIZZLE that you shoot out of your German helmet when it goes to that happy place landing on some cum whore's face and in her open mouth. Now that's a scene that brings a smile to your face, doesn't it?

So check out facialcumtargets.com! I've been cruising around their site for a couple of hours now, and I've already blown my load once, and I'm just lazily prepping Yul Brenner here for another round of “assault with a friendly weapon” before I log off for the day.

Now Facial Cum Targets features hardcore sex with HOT N' HORNY models. And what have the site's developers put in to set it apart from the other hardcore porn sites out there? Well, they... uhm, let's see... Hmm... Okay, they've got horny, willing whores with mouths and legs open wide, and they... all take it on the FACE after all the sucking and fucking! Hey, I didn't say the site was original, I just implied that it was hot! Now just how jaded can you be not to be excited by cute faces, jiggling jugs, and beautiful booties? This is one of those meat-and-potatoes porn sites (with a heavy drizzling of special sauce) that you should have bookmarked for those days when you feel like jackin' the beanstalk, but don't want to feel particularly dirty or soiled afterwards. Leave your filthy fetishes for another day! If you want a clean jerk, go to this site, then wash up and accompany mom and dad to church with a blemish-free conscience!

And there's something about this porn site that helps you satisfy those nastier fantasies, too! That's 'cause Facial Cum Targets is a member of the meatmembers.com network. That means that if you have a full day to yourself with no other pressing concerns than to satisfy yourself, and satisfy yourself GOOD, then you can start lubing that palm up and start thinking about something dirtier than just giving your girl a pearl necklace. How about some anal action? Sound good, you fuckin' pervert? Well, if you were a member of Facial Cum Targets, you could scoot on over to the top of the main page and click on the scrollbar that says “Select a different Meat Members site to view”. There you get FULL ACCESS to other meatmembers.com websites. That's over thirty other dirty porn sites to go to! And something like five hundred gigabytes of filthy suck, fuck n' cum photo and video action! Now isn't that worth $29.95 (for the 30-day membership) or $59.95 (for the 90-day membership)? I think that's plenty worth it, if you asked me.

As for the Facial Cum Targets site by itself, you've got thirty models in the Archive section at the moment, and three more in the Most Recent Updates. So that's thirty-three sluts to enjoy and watch getting their face LAMINATED with sticky spooge. It's hot the way they enjoy it, and play with the cum afterwards. The action before the climax isn't all typical, boring pumping too. Some of these girls get to do two porn studs at once, and if I'm not mistaken, there's a little box in the upper left corner that says “What's Coming Soon”, and it shows two smiling girls side by side! 'Cause like all decent porn sites, this one updates regularly, and looks like I'll be getting some lesbian shaft sucking action in a few weeks. That's cool.

I'm gonna be running out of space on my hard drive though, with all the WMV (or MPEG for better quality) videos I'm going to be downloading from here. They're all mostly 3 minutes long, and part of one long sex scene that they've chopped up for easier access for those with small bandwidths. Pretty considerate, huh? I'd also like to download the Hi-Res pics (and you can download all at once as a Zip file), though I don't find the need to do that to the Screencaps, seeing as I'll have the videos anyway. Time to shoot some spooge in the air!

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