Know what an assman wants? That's right. We want tons of tail! Armloads of assholes! Butt-loads of... well, BUTT! And we want it licked, reamed, penetrated and pulled open wide as we finally can't stand how good our cock feels and we CUM like CRAZY into the soft, tight backdoor of a hot slut! Yeah, that's what an assman wants.

And I bet it's a turn on for a lot of other horn dogs out there too, whether they be breast men , leg men, cunnilingus addicts or foot freaks. The sight of a nice ass, round and wet, quivering as it gets a steel-hard rod ramming in and out, gets a boner out of every red-blooded heterosexual out there. Of course we're talking women's asses here, OKAY? No need to get all flustered and start blushing like a little girl, dude. It's okay, I won't tell anyone about that little hissy fit you just had... But back to the subject at hand. (And believe me, my hands are always full and busy when it comes to porn!)

No, creamedcornholes.com is not all about everyone's favorite grain in a can. As the introduction on the mainpage declares, “We fuck every girl in the poop shoot then have them squeeze out the jizz with every ass muscle they have.” Now isn't that better than a serving of Campbell's? It's a simple goal. A sex-obsessed, straightforward declaration of intent. And the man behind this site delivers. It's the late, great, fuckin' JOHN DOUGH who put together this collection of wet slits and assfulls of steaming cum! No wonder it's got that professional anal-icious quality that can only come from one of the premiere ass-loving porn actors out there. Anal Teen Tryouts and Butt Cream Pie ring a bell?

So if you're ready to take the pork spear to fifth gear, here's what he's got for you on Creamed Cornholes. When you get to the members homepage, you'll find all the galleries already there, ready to navigate through using the thumbnails. Under those thumbnail pics are choices for Hi-Resolution photos, Screencaps or Videos, which of course link to the appropriate format's page. You immediately see three of the newest sex scenes in the Most Recent Updates section, and that's where you would be checking in every time they update the site with new Hershey babes. Next to that there's a small selection of Top Rated Updates (which come from the galleries themselves, they aren't stand alone content.) These are the videos other assmen like you have found to be of such hot rectal quality that they're worthy of their vote, and a THREE-SPURT SALUTE, too. Scroll down and you get to The Update Archive selection, and here you'll find thirty-one of the creamiest, steamiest ass-whores on the continent! That's days of pud-pulling pleasure, by my estimate.

The high resolution pics are nice and clear and get you up so close, you can almost smell the mixture of poo and poontang! The screencaps are okay, but it's best to head for the video section if you want to take Captain Picard to warp speed fast! (wink wink) You can download the videos in WMV or MPEF format, and they've chopped up the entire scene into roughly 3-4 minute chunks so you can go straight to the HOT, CREAMY CORNHOLING finale if you want.

And you get all that for $29.95 a month or $59.95 for three months. Holy boner stroked by the owner, Spunkman! As long as they keep regularly updating the site with sweet ass-and-cum fetishes, it's actually quite worth it.

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