If there's one thing that every guy out there loves to masturbate to, that would be two (or more) women getting it on with each other and doing a little FINGERBATING and licking action on each other's twats. There's no denying it. You know it, I know it – there's nothing like HOT LESBIAN ACTION to get your cock harder'n steel. And so it was with great anticipation, and an erection that could knock a baseball waaay out to left field, that I entered http://www.chixnthemix.com, where they promised “100% Pussy Licking Fun”!

After logging on to the members page (the membership's yours for $29.95 a month or $59.95 for ninety days), I'm immediately drawn to the Most Recent Updates section, where I can see three SUCCULENT MUFF-DIVERS exploring their juicy holes. To the right of that, there's the Top Rated Updates section, which shows the top galleries that get the most number of dicks hard. The chicks in this “thumbs up” (thumbs -- and fingers -- up the vagina is more like it) section are also the ones you see on Chix In The Mix's invite page.

You click on the highlighted links under the thumbnail pics, and they lead you to Screencaps, High Resolution Pics, or Videos of two (or even three!) lovely ladies sharing a dildo, rubbing twats, licking and lapping up the PUSSY JUICE, finger-fucking each other, and generally, just indulging every other sapphic fantasy they can think of. If you can't wait to start slapping your chub, the screencaps are the quickest things to download, and they show the same action you'd get from the videos. The High Resolution pics are what I prefer, with their clearer detail (JUICY CLOSE-UPS!) and larger size. But of course, the best wanking comes from watching these sexy PUSSY-HUNGRY SLUTS on video. You can download them in WMV or MPEG format, and they come in bite-size 3-4 minute pieces, so that you don't have to wait for the entire carpet-munching sequence to download. You can just pick out the hottest part of the CLIT-FEAST if you want, and start the stroking there!

But things aren't perfect in stinky pinky land. When you get down to the bottom of the main page, you'll find The Update Archive section. And there you'll see 1-2-3... 8! Just eight more lesbo galleries to choose from. That's what, a grand total of eleven? Eleven pairs of pussy to tease your weasle to? I'd want more servings of hot two-finger taco tango for what I paid for to be member here!

But it turns out you do get more... And more of every other kind of porn to boot! That's because you have your pick of over thirty other sites in the MeatMember network to choose from. You get FULL ACCESS to any other site, from anal to interracial to Asian to JUST PLAIN DIRTY and hardcore! You're sure to find somemore lovely little lump-bumping action here, as well as lots of other kinky stuff for your spear chucking pleasure.

And of course this site will be updating regularly, so by the time you've gone around the MeatMember meat market and back again to the comfort of the open legs of these PUSSY-RIFIC PORN PRINCESSES, you'll probably have a lot more labia-loving ladies to cream to.

And if you're like me, you'll be waiting for that day. This site has some FUCKTASTIC FINGERING going on, and lovely lips and tongues going BEAVER CRAZY all over the place. Then there's the DONKEY KONG SIZED DILDOS these bitches love slamming into each other's honey pots...

Hmm.... On second thought, I could wear myself out tenderizing my meat to the same sizzling sex scenes over and over again! I wouldn't even need to go to the other sites to get Mr. Winkie up and about and ready to spit out more SPOOGE! But it's still great to have them around ready at any time, like that dirty magazine I still have in the bathroom, for the times I forget to bring in my Video iPod when I want to jerk off while on the crapper.

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