It's a hot afternoon and you have nothing better to do than hang around your room staring at the ceiling. The weather is scorching and the only thing you wanna do is to have a tall glass of cold milkshake to drink. But the blender is busted and no repairman is willing to drop by your dumpy apartment to fix them. What will you do? I have an idea. How about call one of these smoothie babes to prepare you a nice cold beverage. With just the right ingredients, these nasty sluts will mix you an ass smoothie fresh from their juicy sphincter. That is right, these babes are willing to be your blender for the day so you can get your thirst quenched. Hey, they might even let you score here at AssSmoothie.com, where necessity is really the mother of innovation and perversion.

THE GOOD

The best thing that I really found out about this site is the concept. C'mon, who would ever think of such a perverse act of having all sorts of food items jammed inside a hot chicks anus just to be excreted once again for oral consuming? These geniuses from AssSmoothie.com really did something amazing when they thought of this idea. There ain't even no niche to have this site included because it is truly one of its kind. And I bet in a few months, more of this kind of site will be mushrooming all over the Net. But you know where you first saw ass smoothies, right?

AssSmoothie.com's video collection, though still on its earlier stage, has already managed to grow this big. With 31 XXX movie treats on their belt, this site will definitely be among one of the biggest sites on the information superhighway in no time. The videos, running at an average of 10 minutes each, are all available as Windows Media files in three download options: best quality (1440x1080, 3.59mbps), good quality (720x540, 2.10mbps) and fast download (360x272, 701kbps). But no matter which format one chooses, it is guaranteed to have awesome picture clarity and sound audibility. Everything is also readily available through the site's one-click download.

As I've said, I see this site growing into proportions comparable to those more expensive adult networks out there just because of their dedication in finding babes willing to have their asses to be used as blenders for concoction of weird but tasty, juicy treats. This is seen with their updates that they do almost every five days. That means a new video or photoset almost twice a week that are sure to tickle your fancy and quench your thirst for perversion.

And yeah, before I forget. I need to commend AssSmoothie.com's simple yet organized layout and design for the mere fact that it made surfing easier and a lot more fun. The site is very straight-forward in giving the members what they want because all the good stuff are just one-click away. And it may not have a perfect navigation menu, but still all the links it have are effective in leading members to pages and contents that they will really love.

And then there's the search engine this site has, as a part of the RoyalVault network. With just a few ticks on the selection, anyone can have specific porn-style they will truly enjoy jerking off to.

THE BAD

Despite the huge amount of videos on its gallery, this site actually have a weak one because most of the videos only contain lame interviews of the models. No action happening on them, which is a waste of time in downloading, if you ask me.

This is also the same in the case of the site's photo gallery. Some of the 17 photosets of the site only have 5-10 image files. I honestly believe that the site should have never included this on the first place because this just make their reputation bad. They should also do something about the navigation option on their galleries because it is just a hassle having to deal with all the JPEGs in many different windows.

THE CONCLUSION

For a starting adult site, AssSmoothie.com ain't half bad. That is why I still recommend that everyone try this one out by purchasing the monthly membership for only $34.90. There is also a 2-day trial for those who just wanna see if this site is for them, which goes for $4.90. There are also other payment schemes that are non-recurring like the 90-day and 180-day plan for only $78.90 and $98.90, respectively. Membership to this site also have a porn-overload guarantee thanks to the RoyalVault network and its sites like AttackMyAss, CumIsGood and ILoveYouCeleste.

Now what the hell are you waiting for? I know that all of you are hot for some loving. So you better get inside AssSmoothie.com and get a tall one that comes with another tall one. CHEERS!!!

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