You know what I hate about some of the ass sites on the web? They post enlarged photos of already enlarged, cellulite-riddled (a few lines is acceptable of course), sagging booties. Just because the site features big booties doesn't mean booty quality has to suffer. The ever present tape measure doesn't say all. For example, some galleries put images of big butts but when you check out the model, you'd wish that you didn't. Come on guys, some of the supposed 'babes' are darn scary to look at. We should protest, you know. After all, it's not just the booties we stare at when watching the videos.

But AssMasterpiece.com is a masterpiece (for lack of a better word) of an ass site. This site is aptly named. Just check out the two babes in the header. They got the bubble butts and the babe factor. Now that my friends, is what I was talking about!

This scroll-up scroll-down wonder of a site has only one page which makes the navigation so darn easy you'd have to be a hand amputee to have any difficulty in browsing. The latest update is at the top of the pack (the whole model's page), followed by the network ads, and then the gallery of beauties. The model's page is beautifully simple too. See the featured update (the gold box)? That's the format of the model's page. Downloading of movies and pictures (both in high-res) is a breeze because of the detail-oriented makers of this site (the makers of this site are so ANAL! Hehehehe!).

Speaking of details, I just have to talk about the booty quality in AssMasterpiece.com. A regular ass guy would stop and stare at a passing babe with a big booty. But an ass guy who's very particular with his tastes would delve more into the specifics; smoothness, firmness, unlined or lined, bubble or sagging, rim cleanliness (very very important detail people!). Judging from mentioned qualities, the booties in this site are close to perfection that I'm tempted to put up frames of booties in my room (especially Dana Vespoli's booty). I love the idea of framing the gorgeous pieces of ass (which of course comes in line with the title.) Who would want a picture/ painting of a landscape or a homely woman if you can have one of these framed booties?? In fact, you'll never use the phrase 'butt-ugly' again once you see the booties of the models because that would be an oxymoron and you'd have to be a moron not to appreciate the aesthetically pleasing booties from AssMasterpiece.com.

The babe factor would also play a large part in your membership to AssMasterpiece. This site would put a stop to wanking off to videos with big-assed ugly ladies. You could actually take in the whole slamming action without eyes averted or faces turned away from the faces of the models. These ladies put the word 'fuck' in babe FUCKtor. This is not just my lack of sex talking. Because I'm in this serious situation I call lusting-for-all-the-ladies-my-balls-are-hurting situation. But don't let my blue balls scare you from this site, because the babes are SOOO worth it.

I give thanks to Naughty America for giving us a site that really set the standards for other ass sites. An art masterpiece is usually guarded, cordoned off and secluded in musty museums that you'd think twice to visit. But for $24.95 monthly subscription, you'd be able to look, stare, watch videos and jack off to your satisfaction to my type of masterpiece (which I bet is your idea of a masterpiece too!). Plus, there is no museum full of artworks that can compare to the full access to the Naughty America network you'd get once you sign up (but this depends on what tier you belong to). So a resounding YES! I RECOMMEND this site to those who can afford the membership (it's pretty cheap man, compared to other porn sites). If you can't afford it, you better start scrounging for money or you'll miss one of the best porn sites on the web!

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