FALL DOWN THIS HOLE


Okaaaay. My first reaction was that I was going to see maybe a sci-fi themed thing -- it was probably the “Altered” part that threw me off. And then then there's the “Assholes” part, which had me thinking about my old boss. So maybe I was hoping this would be a site where pricks like him would be strapped down and REAMED by mutant scum until they bled.

Well, the site wasn't that far off from what I was expecting after all. But instead of an old male asshole being forced to bend over and SPREAD 'EM, we've got wet, willing ass-whores like Tyla Wynn and Katja Kassin taking it up their rear end love tunnels and guzzling the spurting semen like it was lemonade on a hot summer day.

“A whole new dimension in hardcore! This is ass-pounding action like you've only imagined. Watch these girls get their assholes stretched to the max!”

So that's what alteredassholes.com was about! Well it's a John Strong directed site, so I guess there's no surprise when it comes to sexual fetish. This is JOHN STRONG of “Cream my Crack” and the “Ass 2 Mouth” series after all. You've got to be in anal FUCKIN' heaven with someone like that at the helm!

And for the most part, you are. You've got the models in high resolution pics, screencaps or video, and they're being BUTT-BANGED like there's no tomorrow! As John Strong declares on the homepage: “I believe that a girl's asshole is made to be fucked so I have set out to alter every one of these whores' assholes for your pleasure!” And boy, does he do it! The models are hot, horny and they take it up every hole like the pros they are. It must be like the Clash of the Titans in there, when the huge cocks start going full bore up their ass and pussy, but they love the double penetration so much, you can see the ecstacy on their faces.

Now, I 'd go straight for the high-resolution photos (just click on the link under every model's thumbnail pic for your choice of viewing pleasure) or the videos. But hey, if your internet connection just ain't up to it, I'd settle for the screencaps then. They're all covering the same sex scene anyway, though the hi-res shots do have some solo posing action if you like to start with yourself slowly and then work your way up to full LOG-FLOGGING FRENZY!

But alas, all good things have to end. And that's where all this colon creaming starts to pucker up. As of now, there are just thirteen models in the “Update Archive” section, and three in the “Most Recent Update” section. That's just sixteen fuck feasts to plunk your twanger to. So, is it worth it to spend $29.95 for a 30-day membership or $59.95 for the 90-day one?

By itself, it's a bit iffy for me. I'd be on the fence with this one. Even if they do update with new galleries every month, that might still be too few holes to shell out the bucks for. BUT, if you go over to the top of the homepage, you'll see a pop-up scroll bar where you can access the exclusive hardcore content of the other sites in the MeatMembers network, of which AlteredAssholes is a member. Now that's value for your porn money. You get the dripping snatch and Holland Tunnel backdoors of sixteen (and counting) sizzling cock-hungry sluts, and you get the other hoes of over 30 other sites.

I mean, you certainly wouldn't be there for the site graphics. Although the red, black and white color scheme does have a certain raw, hardcore atmosphere to it. Which makes it just right for the site, I guess. But I prefer the red and pink of the views that the assholes give after they've been thoroughly and completely altered!

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